The most eccentric issue of Tasty Hills Times is here! Did you already guess who we are talking about? Let’s greet Andy Theorius!
Q.1: What kind of food is your favorite?
Andy: Anything from molecular gastronomy, and chemex coffee.
Q.2: What's your biggest achievement in research?
Andy: I've developed an artificial intelligence that answers your questions instead of me.
Q.3: Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
Andy: The egg! Or the chicken. Or the egg... Hmm, I should look into this later...
Q.4: What is your biggest secret?
Andy: Aristotle's Sandals. I dream of inventing a perpetual motion machine for a time machine!
Q.5: Do you have a girlfriend?
Andy: Science and love are the two poles of one magnet. One day, I'll be able to find a way to overcome this law of physics!
Q.6: How many cockroaches are inside of your head? Otherwise, how do you come up with so many cool ideas?
Andy: Of course, there are lots of them! And each has a name: Andrew I, Andrew II, Andrew III... Wow, this one has the same name as me!
Q.7: What made you so interested in science?
Andy: My brain! I just couldn't help but develop my natural talents.
Q.8: Do you have any siblings? If so, what is your relationship like with them?
Andy: No, that’s why I’m thinking of cloning myself. Just imagine what several Theoriuses are capable of!
Q.9: Can you solve this? 9x-7i >3(3x-7u)
Andy: Easy as pie! The answer is i<3u. Ugh, I'm blushing...
Hope there aren't any other questions left! What did you think of this issue? We would like to hear your opinions in the comments!